Wednesday, 17 October 2007

TangoLeader to AbleBaker 1, over...

This is TangoLeader, reporting incog-neat-o.

DopeyFlatcap1 has been 'coping' in his double-blind solo assignment, but only with MUCH assistance from the TEAM.

Empress1 has been 'bluffing' that everything is A-OK and she does nothing unusual to alert DF1 that you are away. She has been nicking cutlery from the dish-o-wash-o-matic, and nearly had it away on her paws with a saucepan.

Oh, how we laughed.

DF1 was so distracted that he did not realise he had cooked and eaten and washed up without even NOTICING that you were not here. He had Calamari for dinner - we helped him cook it.

I expect he will die of food poisoning, you may need to abort your mission and come home early, we shall try not to eat his eyeballs, over.

BlackWagger1 has taken up sentry duty in the washroom, and surreptitiously coughs when DF1 looks to be mixing the reds with the blues!

So far nothing has caught fire. BlackWagger1 seems to have taken to cleaning our beds himself, I may need to have a word in his 'shell-like'.

I have taken it upon myself to get DF1 to throw his toys out of the pram - erm, I meant - around the room...

This seems to distract him quite well.

CharliePiddler has gotten bored of the whole proceedings, over.

We may need a new tact to bring her back as a TEAM player.
She could be looked over for promotion once this sortie is over, over!

Thought it best to keep your status on a 'need-to-know' basis.

You'll NEVER guess... He doesn't know EITHER - the twonk!

Any other thoughts on how to keep DF1 amused?

TangoLeader, out.

PS. People are catching on that my fundraiser is a once-in-a-lifetime, never-to-be-repeated, super-duper, double-bonio-and-cheese nice thing to do.

(See menu on left column - if you order your postcard using your 'Northern Rock' credit card, you may get the 'bent one' ok ?)


Graham, Prince & Tilly said...

Genius, pure genius!

nm said...

Er, tired with Halo3 all ready TDF?

Maybe its time to the SUMDs hooked on an American tv drama!


ernest and nm

Charlie said...

It's like watching MI5, er... Spooks all over again. Go Team!

Kerrio said...

Greetings from Fox Bay in the Falklands... I'm still alive (but the dial connection is VERRRRRY SLOW)



(and snogs to DF1 too - tell him I miss him).

Angeerah said...

It's like watching James Bond in action! But without the action!


Finny (via his mama)

P.S. Love to Meggie!

wally said...

Good lord you folks are busy. Makes me tired just watching.


Lesley Rigby said...

It just doesn't bear thinking about! What the eye don't see comes to mind - just make sure he takes his vitamins because he'll need them.


Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

oh wow, while the Alpha B is away the mice will play!

I loved this post, really funny!

love and licks, Marvin in Sunny Scotland xxxx

ps nothing in my view beats licking the contents of the clean dishwasher.......