What do Tealeafs do all day?

Well - mostly I sofa-surf and try to filch the other dogs' food. Oh, and bark at pheasants. I SAID PHEASANTS! But the highlight of the day has to be the evening walk.

Now that the humans have messed about with time again and adjusted the sun, I can actually SEE who I am chasing.

Also, since my mate Jackson (aka "the wrinkly dwarf") was shipped out, I now play with dogs who give me a leg stretch. Don't get me wrong though, Jackson was much more fun to play with, treading on his ears was great sport.

Boots used to be fast, but he's no spring chicken any more (he's not a rubber chicken either - with or without bikini - but that's another story).


"Your powers are weak - old man"

So how about a bit of synchronised cornering... a new Olympic sport methinks?


Having worn out Boots, I then still have the energy to harrass Cleo. Though she's still a bit fast for me....



"looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow"


After all that energetic lurcher sprinting, there is nothing more to do that work on the perfect lurcher roach until my lurcher dinner arrives...