Monday, 12 November 2007

Humans are pants.

Not ONLY did she who must be obeyed disappear for a whole two-and-a-half weeks. Not ONLY was she consorting with Bassets and Collies:

Not ONLY did she come home smelling of them, Not ONLY did she leave us to console the DogFather in his hour of bewilderment, she also has managed to not help us update our blog since she got back.. that's nearly TWO WHOLE weeks.

Humans are PANTS I tell you. Defective.

I'm going to have to lick her into shape...

and PULL!

See - she can't even win a ragger off me. There's no hope for her I tell you. Anyone want a defective mum? I'll trade her in for a better model.


Lorenza said...

You know you love your mum as much as she loves you!
There are no changes!
Have a good night

Patience-please said...

We'll trade! We will! Choose us, puh-leeeeeeze!
Be glad yours is only absent. Ours keeps sending stories about POOP all over the blog-o-land.

in sympathy-
the whippet waggle

Graham, Prince & Tilly said...

'Unfaithful' parents eh?!!

2shibas said...

Unforgiveable! Kick her to the curb!

Wiley & Fievel

Sophie Brador said...

I'll take her!

All mine does is sit at the damn computer and work.


Charlie said...

Aw c'mon. She scribes a darn good blog for you... when she's around. ;) And I'll bet you're glad she's back -- I know we are!

nm said...

Dudes, if I had to wait two weeks between each resurfacing/reentering from 55000 feet of the moms, I would never blog.

They are never home.



Katherine and Pippa, said...

I thought you were going to take mine.
Do we need to do a swap?


Beanz said...

We could swap but we would get the better end of the deal. As long as you're happy with that...

Charlie dog said...

If you rescue a human you have to realise they may come with "tissues" (hmm - scratching ear - or is that "issues")either way trading won't help as they're all pretty unreliable. I rescued mine a year ago and we're still working through things.


Charlie Boy