Improvised pln.
My dad was actually HOME last night, but he showed the usual signs this morning of sneaking out without my permission, the suit, the case, the spare undies.
My cunning pln re burying the car is still at the plnning stage, so I had to do some improvisation this morning.
I lay on his laptop case.
It worked for 5 minutes. But he still left. I need a new pln.
18 comments:
I think the burying the car plan is fantastic! It'll slow him down for more than 5 minutes.
you are a cunning fast thinking wolfie.
smooches,
nm and ernest
I think you need to lay on the dogfather, not the laptop.
Shred the bag. Crush the laptop.
wally.
Yes, you need a better plan. I hope you can figure it out!
Have a good night
Lorenza
That's too bad it didn't work. I hope one day you'll come up with a great plan that works!
Sparky
Try eating the laptop. Chew it up really good. If he needs it for work, and its all chewed up, he won't need to leave for work! Hah! We're sure that will work.
Whoofs & Baroos
Eddie & Peaches
steal his shoooes! chew them up...mmmmmm...leather... *drools*
Good luck with the new pln. Lookin forward to readin' 'bout it. :D
With kisses from Mollie dog
Em x
Hahaha - Adrian thought that was a great photo.
Pippa still thinks stealing the keys is a top pln.
Kate
I'll come over and we'll chew up his laptop together. We wolfies are good like that!
Woofs,
Finny
well I am quite good at chewing so I could help out with the lap top destruction.....and if he has to wear a tie to work....I have chewed many of those in the past.
Also I have mangled up a mobile phone which was needed for business purposes, so basically, I will come and live with you and we will soon sort him out together!
Shoes my speciality too! Love and chewy licks, Marvinxxxxxx
KuBrin:
Honey - sweetheart - you just can't lay on the laptop you must carefully hide it in your bed or toybox - Dad will have to search and search ...and since he might not be a tracker it will take him time to find... and while he looking for his laptop you slip into car and he'll have to take you or better yet just hide his car keys - but make sure you hide the spare key too...
Very nice to meet you....
ooohh that seemed like a really good idea, but on ly 5 mins delay, hmmm - hide it under the cushions !!
Wuffs
Bella
Oh we wish we had a plan for you - I hate it when our Dad or Mom does the packing and slipping out of the house thing!!
We recommend sitting on him as a possible option!
Good luck!!
Dory and Mac
@ EVERYBODY !!!
You buggers ! You're all picking on me !!!
Hello, we came to your blog from our friend Spencer's. Amy says, its better to go out with the parents than stay at home and hear the birds scream - she says, run out the door and sit by the car, ready to jump in when they open it, as soon as parents pick up the keys in the morning!
(and thats why, we, the parents, walk to work :))
Abby says thanks for putting in a word for me with Pippadog.Mom didn't realise I was better than a lurcher(being a longdog that is) she is sooooo ignorant. If you need any help destroying the laptop let me know. I am very good at destroying remote controls and mobile phones, more so if they have nice smelly on them. Holly says Hi but she is too much of a lady to help with the plan. Hope you think of something soon,
bark again soon
love Abby
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