Wednesday 23 May 2007

Prof Leaflet presents...

Prof Tea Leaflet esq BSc(Bones), PhD(og)
would like to present to the waiting world :

His patented, all rights reserved, acme, hound-o-matic...

Basset Enlargers !!!!

Basset Enlargers

These can be used at any time, day, or night,
to assist the intrepid (eh-hem) smaller dog, to get to those
hard-to-reach spots.

Kitchen worktops, cupboard shelves, even car roof-racks.

Nothing is safe if you have a pair of a pair of Professor Leaflets 'Basset Extenders' (c).

Choose from the basic range of wooden 'Basset Extenders'...

or...

You may like to consider the deluxe automatic,
internally-sprung-titanium model

(good for the heavier BFBP up to and including 50 kilos, includes the optional safety hard hat with cat-fur-lined-ear-slots, all rights rescinded)


All currencies accepted by 'PawPal'

Optional Extras:

Stealth Infrared Night Goggles
Head Torch

Add this deluxe infrared sight head torch for those 'night-time excursions' into the kitchen.

Bonce Cap
Hard Hat

Depending on how well you balance - or - with the delux
automatic-internally-sprung-titanium model, you might consider this fabulous hard hat.

Adaptors available for Corgadors, Daschounds, etc, etc...


And remember -

You'll never look up at that Wolfhound again.

5 comments:

Nazila Merati said...

do you take paypal?

Ernest the stymied

wally said...

Sweet! For those of us without freakishly long legs.

wally.

. said...

Hooray! Ernest must have those now!

If he doesn't order, be sure and bill me instead. I will save them for Christmas and surprise him.

Sophie Brador said...

Fabulous! I clicked the comment link wondering if Ernest and Wally had seen this yet, and there they are! Professor Leaflet, you are brilliant!

Anonymous said...

@ Ernest : You may be stymied, but at least you'd be TALL and stymied.

Sorry, we only accept 'PawPal'.

@ Wally : I knew I could rely on your custom. (The check is in the post.)

@ Kyre : Surely you know more 'short-arses' than just Ernest ? There is a discount for multiple orders (we can't give these things away fast enough !!!), and you'd save on shipping !

@ Sophie Brador : You are too kind... Is there anything else that the inventor-to-the-stars can supply you with ?