Case for the prosecution
Tigh Gadhar Hound Court vs KuBrin Kaos the wolfhound.
As the duly delegated representative of Tigh Gadhar Hound Court prosecution, I would like to submit the following evidence which I trust you will agree proves the wayward wolfhound's guilt with reference to the incident involving the kitchen bin.
You see - we DO have security cameras.
And you have been.
Caught
on
camera.
Given the severity of the crime and the incontrovertable evidence, we move that the defendant be given the most severe punishment available. A life sentence of nightly paw-fur tickling while trying to sleep.
The prosecution rests its case.
Cleo the persecutor.
8 comments:
That's no evidence! Why, you're an innocent victim who stumbled onto the scene of a crime.
You're being framed, dude.
wally.
I think that Kubrin could appeal on the grounds of diminished responsibility!
GJ
OMG, this is SO funny! Hahaha! Caught in action!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
A Ha! I only see KuBrin assessing he scene. I agree with Wally. Appeal!
As Kubrin's attorney, the evidence is purely circumstantial. Kubrin is merely surveying the damage after the fact. There is no time or date on the photo, he is not shown breaking or entering, and preliminary paw prints show a much smaller skinnier dog. We request a speedy jury trial!
Very Woofily Yours,
Finnegan, Esquire
KuBrin has been framed! It's a set up!
If the paws don't fit,
You must acquit!
There's evidence & evidence!!!
Blue
Maybe you just were checking the damages done by the big dog??
I hope so!
Have a good night
Besos
Lorenza
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